The best Easter Card
In Wal-Mart last night, I found the best Easter card I have ever seen.
Exterior:
(Picture of a robed preacher in the pulpit). "Today's Easter message is ..."
Interior:
"Where the hell have you been since Christmas?"
Perhaps its only funny to clergy, but it made me laugh out loud in the store.
5 comments:
I'm going to Wal-Mart. Hope I can find one of those!
Yeah, but don't say that when you are shaking hands on Sunday morning.
thanks for making me laugh out loud.
Believe it or not, I once heard a real live version of that. As a teenager, I witnessed a minister greet a "standing room only" Easter morning crowd by saying, "MERRY CHRISTMAS... because that the next time I'll see half of yall!"
No joke.
Merry Christmas!
Wow. I can't imagine that pastor remained with that congregation very long - not a great way to make friends and encourage people to come back.
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